Anyway, I was watching an episode of The City tonight, and I just have one thing to say: Olivia Palermo is a bitch.First of all, she's a second-rate "social." Secondly, she jumped the line between faux-bona fide Manhattan socialite and C-list "reality TV star." And now The City makes her look like a complete shit-brick. In tonight's episode she pretty much berated Whitney for choosing a certain outfit for Jessica Alba to wear for an Elle magazine cover shoot. But when the magazine went to print, they found out that Whitney's outfit was all over it... and Palermo took the credit for it. And throughout the cover launch luncheon, she was totally saying, "I pulled that outfit!" How lame is that?
In similar "I-should-stab-myself" lameness, I started to watch an episode of Sweet 16, and tonight's show featured a princess-wannabe named Kristy from ---drumroll please--- Sarasota, FL. She and
her sister are supposedly huge pop stars in Japan, but have yet to hit the mark in the U.S. During the show, she mentioned that Sarasota, FL is considered the "Beverly Hills of the East Coast." Bitch, please! In what universe? Sarasota is just that: Sara-effin'-sota. The median fam income in Sarasota is roughly 40K, for goodness' sake. Third, she was super-pressed to have Bubba Sparxxx escort her to her party.
Bubba Sparxxx? Is she serious?!
Why are the pretty girls always so dumb? Why do I watch this bull? Oh, because it's entertaining.
(Photos from elle.com & mtv.com respectively)
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